Edinburgh Fringe is expensive. I have reacted accordingly.

Things I Will Do For Money

A practical, ridiculous, mostly legal fundraising page for 1 Missed Call, a new one-man musical heading to Edinburgh Fringe. Some of these are useful. Some of these are stupid. A worrying number are both.

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Wedding musicFor people who want romance and invoices.
Dinner decisionsBecause “I don’t mind” is how civilisation ends.
Dog balladsFinally, the respect they deserve.
Flatpack chaosI will look confident. That is not the same as being useful.
Every booking helps get the show to Edinburgh Fringe. Every questionable choice is appreciated.
How it works

Choose a service, click the booking button, pay securely through Square, then I’ll get in touch to sort the details. Anything involving me being somewhere in person has travel added separately.

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Choose Your Level Of Nonsense

The page starts with the most expensive options first, because optimism is important.

Thank you for funding the madness.

Every booking helps get 1 Missed Call to Edinburgh Fringe. Whether you buy a wedding song, a dinner decision, or five pounds’ worth of professional dog praise, you’re helping make the show happen.

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